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Desire:
slunk: краснодар решает, йоу! и в пост накормят
Эльрини: ох уж этот краснодар(((
Ziggy Pop:
Ziggy Pop:
Ziggy Pop: Shit happens... Taoism: "if you understand shit, it isn't shit" Hinduism: "This shit has happened before" Confucionism: "Confucius says: 'Shit happens' " Buddhism: "shit will happen to you again" Zen: "What is the sound of shit happening?" Islam: "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah" Sikhism: "leave our shit alone" Jehova's Witness: "knock knock, shit happens" Atheism: "I don't believe this shit" Agnosticism: "can you prove that shit happens?" Protestantism: "shit happens, amen to that" Catholicism: "If shit happens, you deserve it" Judaism: "Why does shit always happen to us?" Orthodox Judaism: "So shit happens already" Televangelism: "send money or shit will happen to you" Rastafarianism: "let's smoke this shit" Hare Krishna: "shit happens rama rama" Nation Of Islam: "don't take no shit" New Age: "visualise shit happening" Shintoism: "you inherit the shit of your ancestors" Hedonism: "I love it when shit happens" Satanism: "sneppah tihs" Capitalism: "this is MY shit" Feminism: "men are shit" Existentialism: "what is shit, anyway?" Scientology: "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137" Mormonism: "excrement happens" (don't say shit) Baptism: "we'll wash the shit right off you" Mysticism: "this is really weird shit" Voodoo: "shit doesn't just happen - we make it happen" Wicca: "you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times" Disneyism: "bad shit doesn't happen here" Communism: "lets share the shit" Marxism: "you have nothing to lose by your shit" Conspiracy Theorism: "THEY shit on us!" Psycho-Analysis: "tell me about your shit" Darwinism: "survival of the shittiest" Amish: "modern shit is useless" Suicidal: "Ive had enough of this shit" Optimism: "shit won't happen to me" Trekism: "to boldly shit where no-one has shit before" Shakespearean: "to shit or not to shit, that is the question" Descartes: "I shit therefore I am" Freud: "this is a phallic symbol" Lawyers: "for enough money, I can get you out of shit" Acupuncturist: "hold still or this will hurt like shit" Dog: "I just shit in your shoes" Cat: "dogs are shit" Mouse: "oh shit! a cat!" Politically Correct: "internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens" Einstein: "shit is relative" Family Gathering: "relatives are shit" Materialism: "whoever dies with the most shit, wins" Vegetarianism: "if it happens to shit, don't eat it" Fatalism: "oh shit, it's going to happen" Environmentalism: "shit is biodegradable" Americanism: "who gives a shit?" Statistician: "shit is 84.7% likey to happen" Hip-Hop: "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!" Tantrism: "fuck this shit" Cynicism: "we are all full of shit" Surrealism: "fish happens"
Coma: шикарно
Desire: Judaism: "Why does shit always happen to us?"
Coma: Ziggy Pop пишет: Cynicism: "we are all full of shit" Surrealism: "fish happens"
Ziggy Pop: Scientology: "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137" Communism: "lets share the shit" Environmentalism: "shit is biodegradable" =))
Ziggy Pop:
slunk: будьте разсудительны! ни одна навороченная мобила не стоит вашей жизни!
Ziggy Pop: - Казнить нельзя, помиловать тоже нельзя.......Что же будем делать? - Пытать, Ваше Величество, пытать. Это можно.
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Desire: Ааааа, Зиги, отжигаешь на отличненько!
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